A Mighty Feast
Yesterday for lunch I ate and drank...
- 15 different types of sausage
- crab pate
- spicy lamb burger
- raspberry and cream icecream
- toffee icecream
- white chocolate
- plain chocolate
- milk chocolate
- morrocan cous cous
- green olives
- cheddar hand cooked crisps
- plain hand cooked crisps
- bacon hand cooked crisps
- chilli snacks
- rye bread
- posh potato salad
- smoked salmon
- smoked chicken
- cornish yarg
- sprouting mung beans
- cornish blue
- vintage cheddar
- 6 different beers
- whortleberry jam
- aubergine pickle
- hot horseradish cream
- goat's cheese
- smoked goats cheese
- celeriac soup
- oat biscuit
- toffee biscuit
- sausage roll
- madras curry
- thai red curry
- granola
- blackberry blush sparkling cider
and I wasn't sick!
Where was I?
posted by aurifex @ 9:46 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Sudan?
As no-one other than Tom is going to offer an answer I will give you it so nobody thinks I am a mighty glutton.
The South West Food and Drink Festival.
Was it the South West Food and Drink Festival?
I went to that too!
I ate:
A pigeon leg,
A newspaper,
A tarp,
A guv'nor,
A fog witch,
A penny weasel,
A TOGZ,
A leeson,
and A feudal-bone.
Those are all my nicknames for individually wrapped pine nuts, which I took along myself. I didn't want to catch 'poor' by eating food that commoners may have touched.
In other news, I've invented a new meal, it's a cross between breakfast and lunch: lunchst.
Pine nuts are a great food for those Buddhist monks who were drying themselves out in a hole.
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