Take the National Express

After two 9hr bus journeys back and forth to Norfolk, I think I am suitably qualified to announce the Top Ten Annoyances on the Bus:

1. Smelly people within your scent radius
   
2. Loud people, especially those talking on mobiles or playing with their ringtones
   
3. People who come and sit right next to you, even though there are plenty of other seats free
4. People with smelly food within your scent radius; Prawn Cocktail crisps, burgers etc
5. Crap dance music leaking out of earphones
   
6. Couples making out (slurp, slurp)
7. Crying babies
   
8. Children sitting in front of you who just stare at you the whole journey
9. Drunks
10. Teenage girls, all singing Mariah style to current pop ballads

But if only all buses were like this ...