Norfolk Gay, Out

Alas, my Norfolk treat has left the building. He is officially the least popular of a Geordie Topman Window Model, a woman who has molested a bottle of wine, a deeply ugly geek who test drives Nissans in Crawley and a weird extra from a blaxploitation movie.

Look at that stupid face, see the arrogance that comes from living in such a closed community as Cromer, he thinks he's a legend we think he's a prick. But what a nice change to see someone from Norfolk on our screens daily with that wonderful accent, he makes every statement seem like a question? He has made me laugh every night and has curbed my homesickness by making me remember the idiots I have left behind.

Thank you Craig you are in a strange way a legend, in this household anyway.