Last year I got knifed for Christmas

I've said it before but this is a really fantastic album. It features the lyric 'Last year I got knifed for christmas' which is so brilliantly urban-Scottish and bleak and typical of Mr Middleton's dour Caledonian outlook. Despite this, it is incredibly uplifting and you forget that you're singing 'Woke up again today, realised I hate myself' at the top of your voice and dancing round the cottage with a massive grin on your chops. Genius!