Can you blog in prison?

I am going to kill my neighbours. They're twats, they have drums, they are students, they're twats, one of them drives a Landrover but lives in a bulit up area. One of them is drumming now, I wish I could inflict pain through a concrete wall just by thinking about it.

I work all day surrounded by idiots and then I come home and listen to idiots. The drumming is mounting into a crescendo as my fury increases, maybe he'll spontaneously combust because he's drumming too hard. If I heard him cry for help would I bother 'phoning an ambulance? Does that make me a bad person?

All I can wish is that he gets a mediocre degree and then has to end up working for Norwich Union, that'll learn him.

Ah peace and quite, well almost 6 music has decided to feature a drum solo just as he finished. Are they spying on me? I just read the words P J Harvey and as it by magic she appeared on the radio. Spooky.

Questions of the day... Is the new Doves album worth buying? Will my copy of Bwyd Time by Gorkys Zygotic Mynci, that I have ordered from HMV, still sound as good as it did when I was 15? What the hell is going on in the world? ( it seems everytime I have a bad time at work then I begin to ignore the news, just being self-centered I guess). Will I ever find a day that all three of my sisters have free so we can get together before I leave Norfolk? When will new Beth Orton album be out?

I'm off to play quizzes x